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Why do we need foreplay/
As
my friend John from London says: “Babes are like engines....” The fact
is that women need more foreplay than men. Women are like diesel engines
which start slowly, accelerate slowly, but once they are warmed up,
they can go on for hours. Maybe they are a bit louder, and difficult to
warm up in winter, but they are unrivaled in long-distance running. And
every good driver knows that he will shorten the lifespan of the engine,
if he tries to achieve maximum revolutions and power of the engine when
it is still cold. Namely, oil does not do its job, which creates more
friction as well as wear and tear. In that way, you are destroying the
engine. A cold engine should therefore run in lower revolutions.
Similar
to driving lessons, men should probably take a course in management of a
woman’s body. You have to pay a lot of money and have more than 20
hours of practice to obtain a driving license. But when it comes to sex,
everybody is an expert. A big mistake. Every man should take a basic
course in female anatomy, a basic course in massage and a practical test
with a specially adapted dummy or a volunteer. Now, let us get more
serious. Foreplay is important and many people do not devote enough
attention to it.
What is good foreplay?
The only
standard set for the quality of foreplay is its success. We cannot
advise you on its length, or what you have to press and turn to make it
work. Unfortunately, every female body is an engine of a different make.
If you are not familiar with the basic characteristics of the engine,
you can find all the answers in the Sexy Advice section, but there are
always slight differences. How do you carry out this difficult task?
The
female body is divided into different areas. Let us call them erogenous
zones. Try to learn more about them and then do whatever you think
might work. Be analytical. Monitor responses of your “engine”. Has the
color of the engine changed, or does it produce a different sound, or
has it overheated, or does it leak oil, or does it shake? Every good
mechanic notices the slightest difference and responds right away. So,
you also have to stop if you see that the engine is breaking down, it
shakes or similar. Seek new approaches and remember them for next time.
By practice you will be a good mechanic sooner or later. You will know
with what and how you affect your beautiful engine. This, however, does
not make you a mechanic yet, only a good apprentice.
A good
mechanic does not need to test anything any more because he knows it and
decides according to his instinct. Naturally, he know exactly where
thing are and why they are used, and he is also able to face and, above
all, predict consequences. In addition, he can do several things at the
same time; while discharging oil, he pays attention to the cooling fan
and examines the profile of tyres by slipping over them with his
fingers. He releases the breaks and checks the lamps. He knocks on the
exhaust pipe and thus knows the state it is in. He does all that without
thinking and he always has the right tool in his hands, and if he does
not find it, he uses the first appropriate thing.
Skilled mechanic
A
skilled mechanic is a man who is able to combine both aspects,
analytical and romantic. He has to be familiar with the structure and
operation of the engine, as well as see the big picture. In the same way
you do repairs to your car with love, you should act with the female
body. Otherwise, you become nerves quickly. You want to do things by
force, forget the basic principles, loose parts, and finally take a
hammer and start smashing. Everything is so disgusting that you lose
interest and rather pay an expensive mechanic or change the car in case
of a breakdown. But when the car is in the hands of another person, it
purrs nicely, while your impatience and frustration pushes you into
loneliness and purchasing of “expensive” models because they “do not”
have a breakdown. In that way, everybody makes money on your account,
car sellers and mechanics, while the car only suffers. Take the time to
listen to your engine and show him your love. He will serve you for a
long time and age as good wine.