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Why do we need foreplay/

As my friend John from London says: “Babes are like engines....” The fact is that women need more foreplay than men. Women are like diesel engines which start slowly, accelerate slowly, but once they are warmed up, they can go on for hours. Maybe they are a bit louder, and difficult to warm up in winter, but they are unrivaled in long-distance running. And every good driver knows that he will shorten the lifespan of the engine, if he tries to achieve maximum revolutions and power of the engine when it is still cold. Namely, oil does not do its job, which creates more friction as well as wear and tear. In that way, you are destroying the engine. A cold engine should therefore run in lower revolutions. 

Similar to driving lessons, men should probably take a course in management of a woman’s body. You have to pay a lot of money and have more than 20 hours of practice to obtain a driving license. But when it comes to sex, everybody is an expert. A big mistake. Every man should take a basic course in female anatomy, a basic course in massage and a practical test with a specially adapted dummy or a volunteer. Now, let us get more serious. Foreplay is important and many people do not devote enough attention to it.

What is good foreplay?

The only standard set for the quality of foreplay is its success. We cannot advise you on its length, or what you have to press and turn to make it work. Unfortunately, every female body is an engine of a different make. If you are not familiar with the basic characteristics of the engine, you can find all the answers in the Sexy Advice section, but there are always slight differences. How do you carry out this difficult task?

The female body is divided into different areas. Let us call them erogenous zones. Try to learn more about them and then do whatever you think might work. Be analytical. Monitor responses of your “engine”. Has the color of the engine changed, or does it produce a different sound, or has it overheated, or does it leak oil, or does it shake? Every good mechanic notices the slightest difference and responds right away. So, you also have to stop if you see that the engine is breaking down, it shakes or similar. Seek new approaches and remember them for next time. By practice you will be a good mechanic sooner or later. You will know with what and how you affect your beautiful engine. This, however, does not make you a mechanic yet, only a good apprentice.

A good mechanic does not need to test anything any more because he knows it and decides according to his instinct. Naturally, he know exactly where thing are and why they are used, and he is also able to face and, above all, predict consequences. In addition, he can do several things at the same time; while discharging oil, he pays attention to the cooling fan and examines the profile of tyres by slipping over them with his fingers. He releases the breaks and checks the lamps. He knocks on the exhaust pipe and thus knows the state it is in. He does all that without thinking and he always has the right tool in his hands, and if he does not find it, he uses the first appropriate thing.

Skilled mechanic

A skilled mechanic is a man who is able to combine both aspects, analytical and romantic. He has to be familiar with the structure and operation of the engine, as well as see the big picture. In the same way you do repairs to your car with love, you should act with the female body. Otherwise, you become nerves quickly. You want to do things by force, forget the basic principles, loose parts, and finally take a hammer and start smashing. Everything is so disgusting that you lose interest and rather pay an expensive mechanic or change the car in case of a breakdown. But when the car is in the hands of another person, it purrs nicely, while your impatience and frustration pushes you into loneliness and purchasing of “expensive” models because they “do not” have a breakdown. In that way, everybody makes money on your account, car sellers and mechanics, while the car only suffers. Take the time to listen to your engine and show him your love. He will serve you for a long time and age as good wine.
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