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As my friend John from London says: “Babes are like engines....” The fact is that women need more foreplay than men. Women are like diesel engines which start slowly, accelerate slowly, but once they are warmed up, they can go on for hours. Maybe they are a bit louder, and difficult to warm up in winter, but they are unrivaled in long-distance running. And every good driver knows that he will shorten the lifespan of the engine, if he tries to achieve maximum revolutions and power of the engine when it is still cold. Namely, oil does not do its job, which creates more friction as well as wear and tear. In that way, you are destroying the engine. A cold engine should therefore run in lower revolutions. 

Similar to driving lessons, men should probably take a course in management of a woman’s body. You have to pay a lot of money and have more than 20 hours of practice to obtain a driving license. But when it comes to sex, everybody is an expert. A big mistake. Every man should take a basic course in female anatomy, a basic course in massage and a practical test with a specially adapted dummy or a volunteer. Now, let us get more serious. Foreplay is important and many people do not devote enough attention to it.

What is good foreplay?

The only standard set for the quality of foreplay is its success. We cannot advise you on its length, or what you have to press and turn to make it work. Unfortunately, every female body is an engine of a different make. If you are not familiar with the basic characteristics of the engine, you can find all the answers in the Sexy Advice section, but there are always slight differences. How do you carry out this difficult task?

The female body is divided into different areas. Let us call them erogenous zones. Try to learn more about them and then do whatever you think might work. Be analytical. Monitor responses of your “engine”. Has the color of the engine changed, or does it produce a different sound, or has it overheated, or does it leak oil, or does it shake? Every good mechanic notices the slightest difference and responds right away. So, you also have to stop if you see that the engine is breaking down, it shakes or similar. Seek new approaches and remember them for next time. By practice you will be a good mechanic sooner or later. You will know with what and how you affect your beautiful engine. This, however, does not make you a mechanic yet, only a good apprentice.

A good mechanic does not need to test anything any more because he knows it and decides according to his instinct. Naturally, he know exactly where thing are and why they are used, and he is also able to face and, above all, predict consequences. In addition, he can do several things at the same time; while discharging oil, he pays attention to the cooling fan and examines the profile of tyres by slipping over them with his fingers. He releases the breaks and checks the lamps. He knocks on the exhaust pipe and thus knows the state it is in. He does all that without thinking and he always has the right tool in his hands, and if he does not find it, he uses the first appropriate thing.

Skilled mechanic

A skilled mechanic is a man who is able to combine both aspects, analytical and romantic. He has to be familiar with the structure and operation of the engine, as well as see the big picture. In the same way you do repairs to your car with love, you should act with the female body. Otherwise, you become nerves quickly. You want to do things by force, forget the basic principles, loose parts, and finally take a hammer and start smashing. Everything is so disgusting that you lose interest and rather pay an expensive mechanic or change the car in case of a breakdown. But when the car is in the hands of another person, it purrs nicely, while your impatience and frustration pushes you into loneliness and purchasing of “expensive” models because they “do not” have a breakdown. In that way, everybody makes money on your account, car sellers and mechanics, while the car only suffers. Take the time to listen to your engine and show him your love. He will serve you for a long time and age as good wine.

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The 31-year-old socialite is one of the world's most recognisable women and believes her fame is down to social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook, Femalefirst reported. 

"I think a lot of our fan base and a lot of our connection with people is internet based. I think that the internet has brought on a different kind of celebrity. 

"We are very well aware of who we are and what our place is. We are so active on twitter, on our Facebook pages, we are writing back, we are connecting. We enjoy it," she said. 

Kardashian, who shot to fame after her sex tape with then boyfriend Ray J leaked online in 2003, said she enjoys hitting back at the people who abuse her on Twitter. 

"I love writing them back. People will write me, 'My phone battery lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage,' and I'll write back, 'Oh, which phone is that?' 

"When people are so stupid, you just have to have fun with it. Someone [without a profile photo] will say I'm fat, or a hairy Armenian, and I'll write back, 'Oh, that egg picture of yours is so gorgeous'."

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Photos of Charlize Theron, one of the hottest girls in movies and TV. There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Charlize Theron. Hot chicks everywhere strive to be her.

Charlize's first major role was in the movie "2 Days in the Valley". She has since been in such movies as "The Devil's Advocate", "Aeon Flux" and "Hanc**k". Charlize has also been on TV shows like "Arrested Development". Charlize Theron's Filmography

So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Charlize Theron pictures, videos and GIFs, ranked by hotness.

These Charlize Theron pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Charlize Theron photos, these are the hottest around.

Charlize Theron in Stripe Blue Jacket

Charlize Theron in Black Underwear

Charlize Theron in White Camisole

As for Kirk Cameron, he hasn't had a very fruitful film career, as the vast majority of his work has been restricted to television. During his Growing Pains heyday in the '80s, Cameron was seen in only a handful of mainstream releases, all but one box-office bombs — e.g., Douglas Day Stewart's romantic drama Listen to Me (1989), opposite Jami Gertz, and the Robin Williams-Kurt Russell comedy The Best of Times (1986). The second phase of Cameron's film career is comprised of a few movies geared to Evangelical Christian audiences in the United States.
In Vic Sarin's Armaggedon-themed Left Behind (2001), Cameron plays television journalist Buck Williams, described by the New York Times' Stephen Holden as "the most golly gee-whiz young journalist to appear since Jimmy Olsen stalked Superman." For all his naiveté, Williams uncovers a world domination plot led by the Antichrist himself: the United Nations Secretary General. Brad Johnson and Cameron's real-life wife, Chelsea Noble co-star.
"The movie's catalytic event is the Christian Rapture: 142 million people around the world are abruptly transported directly to heaven, leaving behind their clothes and personal belongings," explains Holden. "… It doesn't dawn on most of those left behind until late in the movie that the disappearances are biblical prophecy coming true. The moment they grasp the truth, they tend to fall to their knees in prayer as helpful clerical friends, citing chapter and verse, provide biblical confirmation."
Left Behind's paltry $4 million box-office grosses didn't prevent Cameron from returning as Buck Williams in two sequels: Bill Corcoran's Tribulation Force (2002) and Craig R. Baxley's Left Behind: World at War (2005), both also bringing back Brad Johnson and Chelsea Noble. Additionally, 1982 Oscar winner Louis Gossett Jr (An Officer and a Gentleman) plays a president in the latter film.
Cameron's biggest Christian box-office hit, however, was Alex Kendrick's Fireproof (2008), in which he plays a firefighter struggling to save his marriage. Although overseas grosses were nil, Fireproof took in $33.45 million in North America. Obviously, the religious-romantic drama was no blockbuster, but if it did indeed cost $500,000 as reported it was an undeniable hit — depending, of course, on how much was spent marketing / distributing the film.
Overall, Cameron's most successful movie by far remains Rod Daniel's Like Father, Like Son (1987), in which the 17-year-old Cameron co-starred opposite Dudley Moore. In the US/Canada, the identity-switch comedy brought in $34.37 million, or about $70 million today.
source: Box Office Mojo.

Kate Upton's Steamy New Carl's, Jr. Commercial

 

 A spicy twist on a classic burger, the new Southwest Patty Melt features a charbroiled beef patty, with sliced jalapeños, grilled onions, pepper-Jack cheese and spicy Santa Fe sauce, all on grilled sourdough bread.
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